Witch doctor runs to clinic for help leaving his patient behind

Maruge, a well-known Kenyan-descent witch doctor from Katete, took over Facebook yesterday after an image of him in a hospital bed, unable to do anything, went viral.
In keeping with the proverb that states a doctor cannot heal himself, Maruge, a 54-year-old Katete local, left a pregnant woman at the shrine and sped to the clinic like a new Mark X while dressed in his religious garb.
The occurrence left people laughing as they failed to hold laughter seeing a person who claims to heal even the worst diseases like HÏV rushing for help.
Witnesses confirmed that Maruge was not helped by anyone, he rushed to the clinic alone and when he reached he had messed his working suit with a stubborn diarrhoea.
Meanwhile, many people believe he was testing his new meds as it is alleged that he is working on a concoction which will replace Malaria drugs in Zambia.